DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? Disney is opening an immersive Star Wars Hotel where each guest gets a storyline

AHHHHHHH. Disney just announced something thats potentially so damned cool that I hardly need complete sentences here: Immersive. Star Wars. Hotel.

Details are still super light, but Disney just dropped this bombshell in the middle of its D23 expo down in Los Angeles.

Heres what we know so far:

  • All of the employees (or cast members, in Disney Park lingo) will be in costume and in character
  • Each guest will get a storyline, which Disney specifically says will touch every single minute of your day
  • Its meant to take place on a space ship; windows will only show space.

In other words, its like Westworld (or, you know, as close as anyone can get) plus Star Wars, minus all the sexy and/or murdery stuff.

The potential here is incredible. Id be excited about this even if it was just some haphazard third party throwing together a Star Wars-themed weekend. But with the might of an army of Disney Imagineers and Lucasfilms own stamp of approval on it? Oh man, oh man, oh man.

Sadly for us Californians, Disney has only mentioned this as coming to Floridas Walt Disney World thus far. BRB, buying plane tickets to Orlando.

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